Heroes of the Resistance
Written LIVE in a chatroom for an audience by:
Shannon (shadowcorpsAK)
Satina (psicorpsFox)
Abductee (TakenWithMSK)
Doreen (trustnoone1018)
Ratboy (savvyjack18)
Date First Posted: 3/19/05
Rating: NC-17 for adult themes * Pairing: M/K
Archive Permissions: Freely given, but please use HTML format to preserve the IM quality.
Disclaimers: Mulder and Krycek are not my characters. They belong to Fox and Chris Carter.
Warnings: None, really.
Summary:
One year and one month after the events of Existence, Mulder and Krycek are heralded as the
Heroes of the Resistance in the still-ongoing War for Colonization.
Here, they are interviewed in a chatroom press conference.
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shadowcorpsAK: What the hell is the hold up here.shadowcorpsAK: Mulder, this is your goddamned fault.
psicorpsFox: What, do you have a hot date waiting out in the alley or something?
TakenWithMSK: Ummm...excuse me...
shadowcorpsAK: What.
psicorpsFox: Yes, what is it?
psicorpsFox: Don't worry, Krycek, you can always go buy another date.
shadowcorpsAK: Fuck you, Mulder. This is a crock of shit.
TakenWithMSK: Ummm....I'm sorry to tell you, but the interviewer is running just a little late.
psicorpsFox: Settle down, you foul-mouthed little prick.
psicorpsFox: Can't you see there's a lady present?
shadowcorpsAK: What the hell am I still here for? This is your game, nodding to the acolytes.
psicorpsFox: They're people, Krycek. The people we are both trying to save. So shut the fuck up and be good.
TakenWithMSK: Oh please, he'll be here soon, please wait
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, whatever. I'm out in five.
psicorpsFox: You're staying.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. Five minutes. Like I said, Mulder.
psicorpsFox: You'll go when I tell you you can go, Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh yeah? 'Cause that alley's looking awfully tempting.
psicorpsFox: It would, to you.
shadowcorpsAK: What's *that* supposed to mean? Just because you don't get any...
TakenWithMSK: Oh my...
psicorpsFox: What the fuck would you know about that?
shadowcorpsAK: I know you. In your room. Every night. Do you climb out the window or something?
psicorpsFox: You know me. That's rich. One month I've had to share a roof with you, Krycek, and you are NOT there 24/7 you snotty little shit.
TakenWithMSK: Please, please gentlemen, lets all just settle down...
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, I'm doing that little thing called work. Are you saying you gangbang while I'm not home, Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Maybe. You wouldn't know, would you.
shadowcorpsAK: Pffff!
shadowcorpsAK: Three minutes.
psicorpsFox: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
TakenWithMSK: Jack will be here. He really has been dying to interview you both! He's just having a little techenical trouble.
shadowcorpsAK: Nothing. Look. This is your gig. I don't even know why you dragged me into it. You can handle this. I'll just go do something, uh, WORTHWHILE.
psicorpsFox: You. Will sit your ass DOWN. And be CIVIL.
shadowcorpsAK: I'm civil, dammit.
psicorpsFox: Like a feral cat.
psicorpsFox: Or is that pussy? Heh.
shadowcorpsAK: What??
TakenWithMSK: But Mr. Krycek you do such an important part of the fighting, and we just want the rest of the world to know that.
shadowcorpsAK: They already know...ma'am. This is useless rhetoric is what this is. I have better things to do. Now if you'll excuse me...psicorpsFox: Sit. DOWN.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder...
psicorpsFox: Sit.
psicorpsFox: It's about time you stopped being such a mysterious little prima donna.
shadowcorpsAK: And come share the glory with you? No thanks.
psicorpsFox: You're being a child.
shadowcorpsAK: Pffff
psicorpsFox: These people deserve your respect.
psicorpsFox: They deserve to see that you're not some dark-caped super hero.
TakenWithMSK: Yes, we do know what we have been told, but it doen't really let us "know" the men behind the mystery...your thoughts and desires...what really drives you.
shadowcorpsAK: Well, you can just tell them that, Mulder. I don't have to be here in my Clark Kent uniform. I don't *have* another uniform besides what I wear to work. You know that.
psicorpsFox: Oh, except for those too-tight black boxer-briefs. Do you OWN any color besides black???
shadowcorpsAK: They're not too-tight.
psicorpsFox: Yes, they are. By at least a size.
shadowcorpsAK: Thanks for the critique, Mulder. I needed that. Just yet another perk of this 'conference.'
psicorpsFox: Oh, are you sensitive about the size of your ass, Krycek?
shadowcorpsAK: Fuck. You.
psicorpsFox: You are!
shadowcorpsAK: Shut up.
shadowcorpsAK: Better than that skinny thing you twitch around behind you!
psicorpsFox: Oh you think so, huh?
psicorpsFox: By whose standards? Those children you call DATES?
shadowcorpsAK: Let's not do this here, okay? We have the goddamned living room to fight in.
psicorpsFox: Why limit ourselves?
TakenWithMSK: Gentlemen, please, calm down.
shadowcorpsAK: I seem to remember you getting a...what was it? Oh yeah, a reprimand for this kind of behavior, Mulder. Wouldn't want to piss off the higher-ups again.
TakenWithMSK: Our interviewer is finally here.
shadowcorpsAK: 'Bout fucking time...
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen, I'm Doreen Chatmistress. I'm filling in for my colleague, Jack Cassell, who's having technical problems. I am so very sorry for making you wait.
psicorpsFox: Oh, I'm not going to hit you, Krycek, it's much more fun to see you ASS OUT! Ha! Ass out!
trustnoone1018: Mr. Mulder, Mr. Krycek, are you ready to do our interview?
psicorpsFox: Hi Doreen. I understand. These things happen.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah whatever.
trustnoone1018: Um. Ok. So, I'd like to begin about a year ago. Mr Krycek, there was an attempt made on your life?
psicorpsFox: No, the little shit tried to kill ME.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh you know I didn't, asshole.
trustnoone1018: I see. Mr. Krycek?
shadowcorpsAK: He's an asshole.
psicorpsFox: He did try to kill me, Doreen.
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen, if I may be so bold as to ask if we could focus on the interview, please?
psicorpsFox: He just didn't MEAN to.
trustnoone1018: Didn't mean to?
shadowcorpsAK: It was MIND CONTROL.
shadowcorpsAK: 'Didn't mean to?' What a fucking understatement, Mulder!
trustnoone1018: Wow. Intriguing. Can you tell us just what that was like, Mr. Krycek?
psicorpsFox: Okay, all right, I concede it was mind control.
shadowcorpsAK: Well, it wasn't a walk in the park.
psicorpsFox: No, it was a walk in the parking garage.
trustnoone1018: If it was too traumatic for you, we understand.
shadowcorpsAK: I just don't see the point.
psicorpsFox: The point is it's fascinating, Krycek. Tell her. I wanna know, too.
shadowcorpsAK: It was like hell. All right? It was a night spent in hell. You happy, Mulder?
trustnoone1018: OK. Then Mr. Mulder, I understand you believed that Mr. Krycek was actually killed in the garage. It must have been quite a surprise to find he was still alive.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh I *was* killed! Wasn't a rubber pellet or anything.
psicorpsFox: That's true, Doreen. He was killed. They just resurrected him. Alien healers.
psicorpsFox: And yes, it was quite a shock.
trustnoone1018: You *were* killed? Um, resurrected?
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. Is that...*intruiguing*?
psicorpsFox: It's something that hasn't really been public, the existence of ET's with great healing abilities.
psicorpsFox: Krycek, watch your mouth.
trustnoone1018: Quite, Mr. Krycek. I've never met anyone who was resurrected before. Reincarnated, yes.....but resurrected?
psicorpsFox: It was my understanding that they needed him for the Resistance work, so they regenerated whatever tissues were damaged.
shadowcorpsAK: yeah
psicorpsFox: Even the arm, which he lost a long time ago. It's very...intriguing. :-)
trustnoone1018: That's quite a miracle, I would say.
shadowcorpsAK: Would you? Felt like being burned alive. Didn't really feel all that miraculous.
trustnoone1018: I'm very sorry, Mr. Krycek. Having never lost and regained an arm, I wouldn't know.
psicorpsFox: They're still working on that. They're not as familiar with human physiology as they could be.
psicorpsFox: Well, yeah, Krycek, it was better than losing it. Ya baby.
shadowcorpsAK: I did lose it.
psicorpsFox: Yeah, I know. And you're whining about how it hurt getting it back.
trustnoone1018: I don't know if I want to know how.
shadowcorpsAK: I am not whining. Mulder.
psicorpsFox: You SO are.
shadowcorpsAK: Next question.
trustnoone1018: OK, gentlemen. Um, back on track here.
trustnoone1018: I understand you were actually working for the same side, unbeknownst to Mr. Mulder.
psicorpsFox: Yeah, here's your big, tough, shadow hero, whining about how it hurt to get his arm healed.
shadowcorpsAK: Um, she's talking.
trustnoone1018: Um, Mr. Mulder. Would you care to answer the question?
psicorpsFox: Sorry. Yes, I found we were both on the side of the Resistance.
trustnoone1018: So what did your "work" consist of, being in the Resistance?
psicorpsFox: Mine?
trustnoone1018: Both of you..
trustnoone1018: One at a time, please.
shadowcorpsAK: He loves to talk. He'll go first.
psicorpsFox: Well, mine consists of working with high-level psychics on a variety of intelligence projects.
psicorpsFox: Bite me, Krycek.
trustnoone1018: Psychics? How so?
psicorpsFox: You know, remote viewing, bi-locating, healers, telepaths, that kind of thing.
trustnoone1018: I would imagine that would come in handy, having those abilities.
trustnoone1018: Mr. Krycek?
psicorpsFox: It's winning the war.
shadowcorpsAK: And I infiltrate colonists' strongholds and take them down from the inside.
trustnoone1018: I'm glad to hear that, Mr. Mulder.
shadowcorpsAK: Nice job taking all the credit there, Mulder.
trustnoone1018: Mr. Krycek, it seems as though you need to take quite a bit of credit yourself.
psicorpsFox: You wouldn't be able to infiltrate without MY teams' intel, Krycek.
trustnoone1018: Mr. Krycek, how exactly do you "take them down"?
shadowcorpsAK: And without the manpower, you'd be a bunch of do-gooders sitting around thinking.
trustnoone1018: Wouldn't you say that both brains and brawn are needed in this type of effort?
shadowcorpsAK: I head covert ops. We run missions that either destroy colonist labs and headquarters or sabotage them in some way.
trustnoone1018: Sounds very dangerous.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder and his team have been somewhat helpful in showing us where to fight.
psicorpsFox: Showing you where to fight??? We give you all the inside info and watch your fucking BACK the whole damned time, Krycek!
psicorpsFox: Our remote viewers are your eyes and ears. Without us, you'd be flying blind!
shadowcorpsAK: I fly blind pretty goddamned well, Mulder.
psicorpsFox: And my healers take care of all your boo-boos when you return!
shadowcorpsAK: Boo-boos? Now who's being a baby...baby.
psicorpsFox: Oh yeah, you did so well flying blind on your own you lost an ARM, Krycek!
trustnoone1018: So, gentlemen, I hear you share some very close quarters these days.
shadowcorpsAK: Go to hell, Mulder.
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen?
psicorpsFox: Yes, Doreen, we do.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. Close.
psicorpsFox: Close enough to smell him.
trustnoone1018: Forgive me if I am overstepping my bounds, but it must be a bit.... difficult living together with all this animosity between you.
shadowcorpsAK: Because he's always on my ass everywhere!
shadowcorpsAK: Damn right it is!
psicorpsFox: Yes, Doreen, it's a real challenge for me.
shadowcorpsAK: For YOU?
shadowcorpsAK: Oh my God!
psicorpsFox: You have no reason to be angry with me, Krycek, and I have...hmmm...'every reason to want to see you dead' I think it was.
trustnoone1018: I, um, heard about an incident a few weeks ago where there was a "confrontation" between you at a meeting. May I ask what happened?
shadowcorpsAK: Yes, please, ask what happened.
psicorpsFox: I was provoked.
trustnoone1018: Provoked?
psicorpsFox: Yes, provoked. By him. He was rude and belligerent and I...momentarily lost control. A little.
trustnoone1018: I see. How so?
shadowcorpsAK: Rude?! Belligerent?! You are the KING of rude and belligerent, Mulder.
shadowcorpsAK: And a little? You decked me.
trustnoone1018: Decked you?
psicorpsFox: Hardly.
shadowcorpsAK: Yes. In the middle of the goddamned conference. Bullshit hardly!
psicorpsFox: It was more of a bitch-slap.
trustnoone1018: Oh. How do you classify a "bitchslap"?
shadowcorpsAK: You...you...ARGHHHH!
trustnoone1018: Mr. Krycek, do you need a minute?
psicorpsFox: Well, I just kind of stood up, reached over and...slapped him across the face.
shadowcorpsAK: I don't need any fuckng minutes I'm fine
trustnoone1018: Ok. Just offerring.
shadowcorpsAK: It was NOT a slap. And unlike some people, I can control myself. Thanks.
trustnoone1018: Ok. So this seems to be a very volatile thing, let's move on, shall we?
psicorpsFox: It was a slap.
shadowcorpsAK: Was not.
trustnoone1018: Uh, gentlemen?
psicorpsFox: Hmm?
shadowcorpsAK: what
trustnoone1018: Can we move on? I mean, whenever you're ready.
shadowcorpsAK: Fine.
psicorpsFox: I'm ready.
trustnoone1018: Ok. Since we discussed something that was a bit difficult for Mr. Krycek, may I ask you about your disappearance Mr. Mulder?
shadowcorpsAK: He ran.
trustnoone1018: Ran?
psicorpsFox: Oh, well, you see, there was an attempt made on my life and...
psicorpsFox: Hey, fuck you! You tried to KILL me!
psicorpsFox: I went underground after the murder attempt.
trustnoone1018: Are you saying that it was Mr. Krycek that made the attempt on your life?
shadowcorpsAK: Well, it wasn't one by me!
trustnoone1018: I see.
psicorpsFox: Well, okay, not TECHNICALLY.
psicorpsFox: He was a tool.
psicorpsFox: Heh.
shadowcorpsAK: Fucker.
trustnoone1018: Are we referring to the mind control again?
psicorpsFox: Yes.
trustnoone1018: I see. When you went underground, where did you go and what did you do?
psicorpsFox: When they used Krycek to try to kill me, I then went underground to protect myself. I started investigating psychic surveillance.
trustnoone1018: Which led to your current work?
psicorpsFox: I found groups of high-ability children and started looking for ways their abilities could help us, yes.
trustnoone1018: Children??
psicorpsFox: Well, young people. 16 - 23. They appear to have the highest abilities.
shadowcorpsAK: They're very talented.
trustnoone1018: It would appear so, Mr. Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: So do I get a piss break or what.
psicorpsFox: You'd better give him one or he'll go all over the carpet.
psicorpsFox: And it's my damned carpet.
shadowcorpsAK: Do you see what I put up with?
trustnoone1018: Of course, Mr. Krycek. Your comfort is very important. As is yours, Mr. Mulder. Please take all the time you need.
psicorpsFox: Thank you, Doreen.
trustnoone1018: You're very welcome.
shadowcorpsAK: All right.
psicorpsFox: You know, Krycek, a little politeness wouldn't KILL you.
shadowcorpsAK: Shutting up wouldn't kill you either, Mulder, but I don't see you doing it.
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen are we ready to resume our interview?
shadowcorpsAK: Sure.
psicorpsFox: Yes.
trustnoone1018: Question, Mr Krycek. It occurred to me during the break that you have never given an interview before. Why this one?
psicorpsFox: Answer the question, Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: It just seemed like a good idea at this juncture.
trustnoone1018: I see. Did you perhaps think it would help your cause?
shadowcorpsAK: Uh, yeah. That's it.
trustnoone1018: Hmm.. By the way, great screen names. Very, very mysterious.
psicorpsFox: Thank you. I picked them out.
psicorpsFox: You don't EVEN want to know the one he WAS using.
trustnoone1018: Very fitting, Mr. Mulder.
trustnoone1018: Perhaps I do!
psicorpsFox: No. You don't.
trustnoone1018: Care to share it?
shadowcorpsAK: Who me?
trustnoone1018: Yes.
shadowcorpsAK: No.
trustnoone1018: OK then. On we go....
psicorpsFox: Ha! I bet not.
shadowcorpsAK: Shut up.
psicorpsFox: He wouldn't even tell ME, trust.
psicorpsFox: I had to have my team spy on him to get it.
trustnoone1018: Did you get it by telepathy or something?
psicorpsFox: Remote viewing, yes.
shadowcorpsAK: Moving on...
trustnoone1018: Yes, moving on.
shadowcorpsAK: Thank you.
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen, I think the world would like to know a little more about you personally, since you
trustnoone1018: are trying to save the world and all.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder would be glad to tell you all about himself. Wouldn't you, Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Fuck you.
psicorpsFox: Not you, Doreen.
shadowcorpsAK: :-)
trustnoone1018: Yes, Mr. Mulder appears to enjoy the spotlight. I would imagine that would come from handling so many high profile cases while you were with the FBI.
psicorpsFox: I don't mind speaking to the public, no.
psicorpsFox: And I don't have anything to hide, so please, ask me whatever you like.
trustnoone1018: Nothing to hide? Everyone has something to hide, Mr. Mulder.
psicorpsFox: I don't. Ask away.
shadowcorpsAK: You're talking to a man who wanders around the house naked.
trustnoone1018: Naked. All righty then.
psicorpsFox: See? Nothing to hide.
shadowcorpsAK: Not a thing.
trustnoone1018: I see.
psicorpsFox: Oh what the fuck is that supposed to mean??
trustnoone1018: Anyway, you are living together. Is it a just a working relationship or is there more to it?
psicorpsFox: Doesn't stop you from trying to see it all the time, Krycek!
shadowcorpsAK: Excuse me???
shadowcorpsAK: And there is NOT more to it. Pfff!
psicorpsFox: I see you! Pretending you're watching TV, but really checking ME out!
trustnoone1018: Uh, gentlemen...the question please?
shadowcorpsAK: Oh is THAT what you think, you arrogant PRICK?!
psicorpsFox: Guess you don't get enough from your little alley sluts, huh?
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen?
shadowcorpsAK: So you decide to parade it in front of me because...?
psicorpsFox: I have nothing to hide.
trustnoone1018: Alley sluts?
psicorpsFox: Totally, Doreen.
psicorpsFox: Never the same one twice.
trustnoone1018: Oh...
psicorpsFox: Guess they never come back for more. Heh.
shadowcorpsAK: Fuck. You.
trustnoone1018: Ahem.
trustnoone1018: Okey dokey. Back to the question, then?
psicorpsFox: Or they're too stupid to FIND the alley again.
shadowcorpsAK: It's not always in a alley.
psicorpsFox: What was the question?
shadowcorpsAK: So I get laid. A LOT. Big fucking deal.
psicorpsFox: Not always, just mostly.
shadowcorpsAK: What's it to you, Mulder?
psicorpsFox: What's it to me? You're a whore, that's what!
trustnoone1018: Um...oh yes - the question. So is your relationship a working relationship. Since you live together, I mean.
shadowcorpsAK: And you're a repressed mother fucker who gets his rocks off strutting naked for a whore and not actually getting any!
psicorpsFox: You fuckignlittle
shadowcorpsAK: Whore?
trustnoone1018: Gentlemen do we need a time out here?
psicorpsFox: I'm FINE.
shadowcorpsAK: Yes, fine. What the hell do you want to know?
psicorpsFox: Yes, it's a working relationship. My team backs up his team.
psicorpsFox: We are NOT partners. Let's get that straight.
shadowcorpsAK: No fucking way.
trustnoone1018: Partners as in.... intimate?
shadowcorpsAK: This looks intimate to you?
psicorpsFox: What? Oh MAN yeah in his DREAMS intimate!
psicorpsFox: We're not partners in ANY sense of the word.
shadowcorpsAK: He's delusional. As you can see.
psicorpsFox: We live together. Because our superiors put us together.
psicorpsFox: Yeah, right. And you're in denial, whore.
trustnoone1018: No, it doesn't look intimate at the moment. But there seems to be an awful lot of feeling behind your words. Not just anger. If you don't mind my saying so.
psicorpsFox: Oh, I can assure you it's anger.
psicorpsFox: Shall I bitch-slap him for ya to show you? He's just down the hall...
shadowcorpsAK: He's a bitter, resentful prude.
trustnoone1018: No, that's quite all right, Mr. Mulder. Thank you anyway.
psicorpsFox: I'm not a fucking prude just because I don't fuck pretty little almost illegal sluts in alleys, you WHORE!!!
trustnoone1018: So, working partners insult each other sexually when they are angry, then?
psicorpsFox: Sometimes.
shadowcorpsAK: Why not.
trustnoone1018: Well, usually sex doesn't come into play in a working relationship. Usually.
psicorpsFox: What are you insinuating, Doreen?
shadowcorpsAK: What he said.
trustnoone1018: Me? Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Just asking questions. Nothing to hide, remember Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: If you think I'd get my dick anywhere NEAR his ass, you're crazy.
psicorpsFox: Or his lying little mouth.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh is that how you think it would be, Mulder?
trustnoone1018: You DO seem obsessed with his ass.
shadowcorpsAK: Do you see me on my knees in those alleys?
psicorpsFox: You would be, too!
psicorpsFox: I mean...
psicorpsFox: I just mean that he's always flaunting it!
trustnoone1018: Flaunting it.. I see.
shadowcorpsAK: I'm not NAKED!
trustnoone1018: And how would he do that?
psicorpsFox: In those too-tight underwear you may as well be!!
shadowcorpsAK: With you swinging it around night and day, it's a wonder I even fit in the room anymore!
psicorpsFox: Your goddamned balls hang out, for chrissakes!
trustnoone1018: Swinging "IT"?
shadowcorpsAK: Is it my fault they don't fit?
psicorpsFox: Hey, it's not my fault I'm hung.
trustnoone1018: Oh my.
shadowcorpsAK: So. What's the next question?
psicorpsFox: Yeah.
trustnoone1018: So, I guess I'm still curious why working partners would be so obsessed with each others asses, balls, etc.?
psicorpsFox: NEXT question.
trustnoone1018: OK, then.
trustnoone1018: I just...need a minute to think, here. Bit...distracted...
psicorpsFox: Don't blame us because you have a dirty mind, Doreen.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah.
trustnoone1018: Blame you? Oh no, I take all the blame for that. You're not helping, though.
trustnoone1018: So, is there anything you'd like to discuss that we haven't covered yet? Until I collect myself, anyway?
psicorpsFox: Krycek, the pussy, just walked out.
trustnoone1018: Oh, get him back!!!!!
shadowcorpsAK: I'm back.
shadowcorpsAK: And I'm not a pussy, fucker.
psicorpsFox: No, you're ass-fucker, I get that now.
trustnoone1018: Are we ready to continue?
psicorpsFox: I need a break.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, I'm fucking starving.
psicorpsFox: As usual.
trustnoone1018: Actually, gentlemen, my colleague has just phoned and will be here in just a few minutes. Would it be okay if he continues this interview after your break?
psicorpsFox: Sure, why not?
shadowcorpsAK: Whatever.
trustnoone1018: Thank you so much for your time.
psicorpsFox: It was our pleasure.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, all right.
shadowcorpsAK: kissass
psicorpsFox: whore
shadowcorpsAK: jealous
psicorpsFox: you wish
savvyjack18: Good evening, gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself. Jack Cassel, from the WBZY News Team, your local FOX affiliate.
psicorpsFox: Hi Jack.
shadowcorpsAK: Hey.
savvyjack18: My sincere apologies for my tardiness this evening
psicorpsFox: Not a problem. Doreen took care of us.
savvyjack18: Yes, my esteemed colleague has been good enough to begin the interview process
savvyjack18: and I appreciate her willingness to step in on a moment's notice.
savvyjack18: Now then, forgive me if I accidentally touch on items she may have, but I'd like to bring us back to the beginning for a moment.
psicorpsFox: Not a problem.
savvyjack18: The Resistance is doing an amazing service to human kind.
psicorpsFox: Thank you.
shadowcorpsAK: Okay.
savvyjack18: You're both intimately involved in the saving of the world as we know it
savvyjack18: but there's so much that so many of our readers and viewers simply don't know about the many events leading up to the current events.
savvyjack18: You're obviously working together now... how did you meet?
savvyjack18: Has your collaboration spanned the existence of the Resistance?
psicorpsFox: No, not exactly.
shadowcorpsAK: Not exactly.
savvyjack18: Did you meet through your Resistance work, then?
psicorpsFox: We met when Krycek was assigned to be a lying little sneak in my office.
savvyjack18: Ah, I see... you worked together during your time with the Federal Bureau of Investigations, Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Ha. Worked together? Not exactly.
psicorpsFox: Well, for a few months, he pretended to work with me.
shadowcorpsAK: Saved your ass...
savvyjack18: Was this during your time in the Violent Crimes Unit?
savvyjack18: Or when you were on the X-Files?
psicorpsFox: Saved me from a bible, Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: I saw. A gun.
psicorpsFox: Yeah. Whatever.
savvyjack18: Is there a religious aspect to your work together then?
psicorpsFox: No, it was a case.
shadowcorpsAK: In that all hell is breaking loose, sure.
savvyjack18: Ah, I see... an X File?
psicorpsFox: Yes, an X-File. Involving mind control.
psicorpsFox: Which Krycek here seems to be very susceptible to.
savvyjack18: Mind control seems to come up rather regularly where you're concerned, doesn't it Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: He's the one whose mind's always getting controlled.
shadowcorpsAK: I wasn't controlled in that instance.
savvyjack18: My research indicates a number of the X-File cases had tangential links to mind control of one form or another.
psicorpsFox: You were if there was a bible and you saw a gun, Krycek.
psicorpsFox: Guess it works best on the weak-minded ones.
savvyjack18: Hmm, as interesting as this case sounds, perhaps we could turn to the specifics of mind control itself.
savvyjack18: My research indicates there were instances where you yourself experienced mind control, Mr. Mulder?
shadowcorpsAK: You little fucking prick... All right. One word. Modell.
savvyjack18: Ah, yes, Mr. Krycek appears to know of the circumstances as well.
psicorpsFox: What about it.
savvyjack18: Given your... extensive experience with the... research on mind control, I'm curious to know about your opinions on it, Mr. Mulder.
psicorpsFox: Opinions? How so?
savvyjack18: How susceptible the average person is, how it may be used by the aliens against us...
psicorpsFox: Oh. Well...
psicorpsFox: Um, the average person is very susceptible to the types of mind control the ET's have been known to use.
savvyjack18: You've mentioned a number of times that Mr. Krycek has been subjected to mind control where you're concerned... it just seems that mind control crops up consistently with you. And now... you lead the Psi Corps.
psicorpsFox: And when under their control, you often don't know it. Unlike with human-origin mind control.
savvyjack18: I see.
shadowcorpsAK: Yet it doesn't seem to much matter where I'm concerned.
psicorpsFox: Are you saying that's my fault? That his mind's always being hijacked?
savvyjack18: The Modell case was human-origin mind control... an organic resolution was found in that case, yes?
psicorpsFox: You can't blame me for that.
savvyjack18: Not at all. No blame is being placed.
psicorpsFox: Yes, and I knew I was being controlled.
savvyjack18: Ah ha, so the specific difference, you believe is in the *knowledge* of the control happening.
savvyjack18: Alien control results in not realizing your mind/actions may not be your own?
psicorpsFox: The ET's have very sophisticated equipment and knowledge, yes. More powerful than anything we've seen.
shadowcorpsAK: I didn't know.
savvyjack18: If I may redirect to Mr. Krycek...
savvyjack18: Ah... I see you're already answering me.
savvyjack18: I was curious to know of your experiences with the alien mind control you've experienced. So you personally did not have any idea your actions were being directed by an outside force?
savvyjack18: Mr. Krycek?
savvyjack18: Mr. Mulder, is Mr. Krycek with us?
shadowcorpsAK: Well....yes...sort of. But I didn't realize it was ETs. I didn't realize much of anything, dammit, except that I didn't want to be DOING what I was fucking DOING!
savvyjack18: I see... was it a disorienting sensation? Being aware you were doing something you did not consciously *want* to do?
psicorpsFox: I think he stepped away.
psicorpsFox: He...hasn't ever talked about this.
psicorpsFox: Not even to me.
savvyjack18: I see, thank you Mr. Mulder...
savvyjack18: Is he not... there with you physically then? Are you communicating from remote computers?
psicorpsFox: Yes, we're at headquarters, in our separate offices.
psicorpsFox: I heard a door slam down the hall.
savvyjack18: Alright then, while we wait for Mr. Krycek to reappear, perhaps we can discuss mind control a bit more with you.
savvyjack18: As a recognized expert.
psicorpsFox: Certainly.
savvyjack18: The public is given general information that the Psi Corps is very important to the work of the Resistance, but not much else for specifics.
savvyjack18: As I mentioned, forgive me if I touch on some ground you've already covered but, the Psi Corps is certainly an area there is a great deal of... curiousity about
savvyjack18: Given your own statements about the subtlety of alien mind control, you must understand that there are those who have some concerns about utilizing anything remotely connected to the concept of a "PsiCorps"?
shadowcorpsAK: It's a legitimate project. One completely removed from anything like what the colonists perpetrate.
savvyjack18: How can we be assured of that?
psicorpsFox: Um, yes. It is.
savvyjack18: Isn't the focus of "Psi Corps" utilizing psychic powers?
savvyjack18: Based on telepathy?
psicorpsFox: Well, yes, but not mind control.
savvyjack18: Can you distinguish the difference for the average individual who doesn't *have* these powers, however?
savvyjack18: You're asking us to take on faith that you have our best interests at heart?
shadowcorpsAK: You're goddamned right we are! The integrity of this project is a reflection of Mulder's integrity. And you're fucking here because he's your so-called 'Hero of the Resistance'. Is that just words to you?
shadowcorpsAK: Because it's not to me.
shadowcorpsAK: He's the fucking soul here, and he and his kids are winning this war for you.
savvyjack18: Not just words to me, but a concept... and a concept that is very hard to grasp, I must add.
psicorpsFox: Um, thanks, Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: Shut up, Mulder. Look, it's not a new concept to us. It's reality. We fight them or everybody dies. It's that simple.
psicorpsFox: Shut up? Don't tell me to shut up, punk!
shadowcorpsAK: You asshole, I...
savvyjack18: So despite your *personal* issues with Mr. Mulder, of which there appear to be many, you believe we should take the Psi Corps on faith, and ask no quetions?
savvyjack18: That's a bit hard to swallow, Mr. Krycek.
savvyjack18: Particularly with the fate of the world in the balance.
psicorpsFox: Excuse me, but I can answer for myself, here, Jacko.
savvyjack18: I'm sure you can, Mr. Mulder. I was merely addressing Mr. Krycek's rather forceful intervention on behalf of the Psi Corps.
psicorpsFox: Psi Corp is not about subjugating free will. It's about using mental abilities to gain an advantage with an enemy that is technologically far superior.
savvyjack18: An enemy that utilizes these same sorts of powers that your Psi Corps use, yes?
shadowcorpsAK: No! It's not the same, that's what he's trying to tell you! Alien power and technology comes from intellect, mental acuity, something cold and calculating. These kids...
shadowcorpsAK: They use their souls. They use their hearts. They have good intent. Ask Mulder. He'll tell you about intent until the fucking COWS come home!
psicorpsFox: Uh well, yes.
psicorpsFox: I mean it is about intent.
savvyjack18: I see. The Psi Corps have good intent, and the aliens have bad intent, therefore the two forms of mind control can be distinguished by that fact alone?
psicorpsFox: It's not mind control!
psicorpsFox: We never do that!
shadowcorpsAK: No you jack ass son of a bitch!
savvyjack18: You don't *ever* ask your Psi Corps workers to utilize their powers to exert influence?
psicorpsFox: NO.
savvyjack18: What do you ask them to do, specifically, Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: We collect information. And we heal.
savvyjack18: And as a corollary to that, do they answer *only* to *you*?
psicorpsFox: My team?
savvyjack18: All of these.... 'gifted' children.
psicorpsFox: They have parents and legal guardians, and there is a legal network in place to protect their rights. They're volunteers that are compensated for their assistance.
psicorpsFox: I help them develop their talents, give them the support they need.
savvyjack18: But *you* provide them their assignments and their orders, correct?
savvyjack18: Or if not you, who does?
psicorpsFox: Yes, I do.
savvyjack18: Is there any *oversight* in place for your orders to them?
psicorpsFox: Not really.
psicorpsFox: No one has made much attempt to understand what they do or support them in any way, beyond what I give them.
shadowcorpsAK: Look, get off his back. Ask your next damn question. He doesn't deserve this fucking third degree. You don't have the first CLUE what he does to keep you safe at night.
savvyjack18: Indeed, that is in fact exactly my point, Mr. Krycek. We don't have much of a *clue* about what he does, with this group of potentially unstable youth who are apparently reporting only to him.
savvyjack18: But since you would like us to move on... let's turn to you.
shadowcorpsAK: All right. Fine. You do that.
savvyjack18: Your role in the Resistance is understood even less.
savvyjack18: Could you describe your position again for my... edification?
shadowcorpsAK: Sitting. Legs out. Smirking at my screen.
psicorpsFox: LOL!!!
savvyjack18: Very amusing.
shadowcorpsAK: You asked.
savvyjack18: The public doesn't see much of you, despite the references to you as a public hero, Mr. Krycek. Where do you keep yourself?
shadowcorpsAK: I keep myself working.
savvyjack18: I see. You're a difficult man to find out much about, Mr. Krycek. One would almost think you... appeared out of nowhere when you joined Mr. Mulder on the X Files.
savvyjack18: As if you were... dropped in from outer space.
shadowcorpsAK: Are you insinuating I was hatched?
psicorpsFox: Oh God, he's not an alien.
savvyjack18: Not at all. Just commenting on the noticeable lack of information about you, given your VERY public stature.
savvyjack18: What information there is, is rather interesting.
shadowcorpsAK: Is it.
savvyjack18: Such as the fact that Mr. Mulder is on record of accusing you of commiting murder.
savvyjack18: And yet now... works with you? Lives with you, even?
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. And?
shadowcorpsAK: I assure you it's very much against his will.
savvyjack18: I just find it interesting that we have a group of people who *can* control minds -- even though they don't because they have good 'intent', of course -- and that they all report to a man who is now working closely with someone
savvyjack18: he once accused of murdering his own father.
savvyjack18: And collaborating closely with this man on the saving of the world as we know it.
savvyjack18: And reporting, publically, that this man has been the subject of mind control *repeatedly*.
shadowcorpsAK: So you doubt his integrity because of his forced association with me. I guess you weren't here for most of the interview so you didn't see how very much he hates me, Mr...?
psicorpsFox: I don't hate you.
savvyjack18: Actually, I reviewed my colleague's interview questions, and saw your... colorful answers.
savvyjack18: And it's Mr. Cassel, thank you.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder. I'm trying to prove a point. Shut up.
psicorpsFox: Goddamn it!
savvyjack18: And actually, I'm wondering if we can believe you're not *currently* under mind control, Mr. Krycek.
psicorpsFox: What, mine???
savvyjack18: It appears to happen so easily where you're concerned, if Mr. Mulder is to be believed.
psicorpsFox: Wait a minute!
savvyjack18: You must admit, Mr. Mulder, the possibility would occur to an investigative journalist.
savvyjack18: Such as myself, working for the fine FOX network.
psicorpsFox: Listen, the first time, there was evidence of mind control with several different people!
psicorpsFox: And he shot Cole to save my life! He was my partner, for chrissakes! He was backing me up!
savvyjack18: Ah yes. Shot Augustus Cole, Vietnam veteran, for holding a ... Bible on you.
psicorpsFox: This second time, it was much more serious! The ET's have technology that completely subjugates the will!
psicorpsFox: He saw a GUN!
psicorpsFox: There's evidence that this man could make people SEE whatever he wanted them to!
psicorpsFox: And even have a physiological, FATAL response to that!
savvyjack18: Yes... mind control.
psicorpsFox: Yes! It was mind control!
savvyjack18: Earlier you yourself noted he "saved you from a Bible."
psicorpsFox: I was being a prick, all right?
savvyjack18: Rather the same as you were being some weeks ago, when you struck Mr. Krycek in public?
savvyjack18: Before numerous witnesses?
shadowcorpsAK: Shut up, Mulder. Lemme handle this...
savvyjack18: And ended up with disciplinary action against you?
shadowcorpsAK: I don't think Mulder's the one being a prick here, Mr...?
shadowcorpsAK: I believe you noted above that you didn't have many facts on me or Mulder yet you seem to be awfully in the know. Why the FUCK should he answer to YOU, you spineless little snake?
savvyjack18: CASSEL, Mr. Krycek.
savvyjack18: Mr. CASSEL.
savvyjack18: Or call me Jack.
shadowcorpsAK: Whatever. Answer the question.
savvyjack18: And yes, I did in fact do my research.
psicorpsFox: And people wonder why I don't trust anyone.
savvyjack18: As it happens, I found some noticeable holes in what I was able to find.
psicorpsFox: Do tell.
savvyjack18: Well, there's your own numerous suspensions from the X-Files, Mr. Mulder.
psicorpsFox: So?
savvyjack18: Your repeated brushes with truly bizarre instances, that have yet to be explained.
psicorpsFox: Again, so?
savvyjack18: Mr. Krycek's entire missing *life*.
savvyjack18 has left the room.
savvyjack18 has entered the room.
savvyjack18: Ahem.
savvyjack18: Please excuse the interruption.
shadowcorpsAK: No problem.
savvyjack18: I'm going to assume that was merely a technical glitch...
shadowcorpsAK: Probably...
psicorpsFox: Heh.
savvyjack18: Indeed, Mr. Krycek. One hopes so.
savvyjack18: As I was *saying* before I was CUT OFF... by my internet provider here at FOX news, I'm sure... there is the matter of Mr. Krycek's entire missing *life*. And the fact that the two of you for all intents and purposes seemed to have been at each others throats for years.
psicorpsFox: His records have been sealed for his protection. So he can do his JOB of saving your slimy little ASS!!!savvyjack18: Mr. Mulder, really.
psicorpsFox: And our personal issues are none of your goddamned business!
savvyjack18: I'm in the job of reporting the *facts*.
shadowcorpsAK: You're in the business of shoveling the shit.
shadowcorpsAK: So shovel it. We can take it.
psicorpsFox: Yeah, go for it.
savvyjack18: Ah, but I think it is in the public's interest if two avowed enemies are suddenly teaming up to "save the world".
savvyjack18: When there is as much question as there is about *both* of you.
psicorpsFox: You should fall on your knees and be grateful for it. We were LOSING this war before we got teamed up, asshole!
savvyjack18: It could in fact cause one to wonder how safe the world in fact *is*.
shadowcorpsAK: Do YOU wanna save it, Mr...
psicorpsFox: Not safe from muckracking, shit-slinging little weasles like YOU!
shadowcorpsAK: Mr. Weasel. Thank you, Mulder.
savvyjack18: So given you are now teamed up, and willing to admit that Mr. Krycek saved your life from a Bible, perhaps you can tell us about why you hit him publically?
savvyjack18: CASSEL.
psicorpsFox: Because. I was being a prick.
savvyjack18: And needed to be disciplined for it?
psicorpsFox: It was just once, and it won't happen again.savvyjack18: Just once, for old time's sake, Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Maybe.
shadowcorpsAK: What business is it of yours anyway? Of anybody's? That's between Mulder. And me. End of story.
savvyjack18: It does make those of us who are being asked to rely on you, and trust in you completely as the saviours of the human race, question how well you're working together, is all.
savvyjack18: You can barely sit in one interview together.
savvyjack18: You need to be in *different offices* to answer my questions.
savvyjack18: And yet we are supposed to believe you work together EFFECTIVELY for the saving of the world?
savvyjack18: I find that hard to believe.
shadowcorpsAK: Well, then we'd better stop, Mulder. Casket finds it hard to believe.
psicorpsFox: LOL!
psicorpsFox: Frankly, we don't care you believe it or not, Casket. We're winning. End of story.
savvyjack18: Winning the world to preserve Mr. Krycek's access to young men in alleys, Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: What business is his sex life of yours, Casket?
savvyjack18: You seem to have little respect for it yourself, Mr. Mulder.
shadowcorpsAK: He doesn't need to. That's not his job.
psicorpsFox: What are you, a homophobe?
savvyjack18: Shall I quote your comments from earlier?
savvyjack18: Your concerns that he is 'checking you out'?
psicorpsFox: It doesn't matter what I OR you think of what he does privately.
savvyjack18: Of course not. Homophobic? ME?
psicorpsFox: So what if he is?
savvyjack18: Don't be ridiculous.
psicorpsFox: Doesn't threaten national security!
savvyjack18: FOX is an equal opportunity employer.
psicorpsFox: Yeah. RIGHT.
shadowcorpsAK: PFFFF!
savvyjack18: A well respected news source the world over!
psicorpsFox: Whatever.
savvyjack18: Unbiased!
savvyjack18: Fair!
savvyjack18: Ahem. Anyway.
psicorpsFox: Methinks the maiden doth protest...
savvyjack18: I'm not homophobic.
savvyjack18: And I'm not the topic of this interview.
savvyjack18: Mr. Mulder, given your stable of young telepaths, and your concerns about Mr. Krycek's ... ah... what was it? 'Barely legal' alley tricks... do you have any concerns about his attentions to your older male telepaths?
psicorpsFox: Oh god.
shadowcorpsAK: Or hell the young ones!
shadowcorpsAK: Don't hold back, Casket.
psicorpsFox: LOL...yeah, why even justify that, you're right, Alex.
savvyjack18: Nonsense... there was no indication that you were dallying with underage boys. Just... 'barely legal'. In *MR. MULDER'S* terms.
savvyjack18: But then I assume... you were just being a prick again?
savvyjack18: Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Yep.
shadowcorpsAK: No. He wasn't.
savvyjack18: Ah. Yes, does seem to be a habit.
shadowcorpsAK: Shut UP, Mulder.
savvyjack18: Mr. Krycek, DID you kill Mr. Mulder's father?
shadowcorpsAK: He's not a prick. And if he is, I deserve it. And Jack, so do you.
psicorpsFox: Quit telling me to shut up, Krycek.
shadowcorpsAK: Yes. I did. And he knows that.
savvyjack18: He does know it?
savvyjack18: I see... so it's all right for that to be public knowledge now.
psicorpsFox: Mr. Krycek has diplomatic immunity and has been exonerated of all trespasses in his past, due to his critical importance to the Resistance effort.
savvyjack18: I see. And how do you *feel* about collaborating and living with the man who killed your father?
psicorpsFox: I feel fine.
savvyjack18: Well good. Given you're saving the world, I would hate to think you'd be conflicted about anything.
shadowcorpsAK: How dare you. If he has the heart to...not hate me when God knows I deserve every molecule of his scorn, who are you to fault HIM?
savvyjack18: And it certainly seem as though he *does* have some scorn for you... publicly expressed scorn... even if he doesn't hate you. So Mr. Krycek, were you also involved in the abduction of Mr. Mulder's partner, Dr. Dana Scully?
psicorpsFox: That is none of your business.
savvyjack18: The scorn, or the kidnapping?
psicorpsFox: Both.
psicorpsFox: Don't answer, Alex.
savvyjack18: And experimentation that resulted in... cancer, I believe?
psicorpsFox: That wasn't his fault.
savvyjack18: Are you still close with Dr. Scully, Mr. Mulder?
psicorpsFox: Yes, you prick, you know I am.
savvyjack18: How does she feel about your association with Mr. Krycek?
psicorpsFox: She's fine with it.
savvyjack18: Excellent. Good to know the saving of the world is in the hands of such an AMAZINGLY forgiving group of individuals.
psicorpsFox: Yes, isn't it?
savvyjack18: You're pratically... super-human.
psicorpsFox: Thanks.
savvyjack18: Beyond all reasonable expectations.
shadowcorpsAK: What exactly is your problem, Casket? Has it been that many decades since last you got laid?
psicorpsFox: LOL!
savvyjack18: EXCUSE ME?!
shadowcorpsAK: Laid. Sex. Fucking.
savvyjack18: That is ENTIRELY inappropriate, Mr. Krycek.
psicorpsFox: What, sex, Casket?
psicorpsFox: Is that why you're not gettin' any?
savvyjack18: YOU both volunteered to be interviewed. *I* am an investigative journalist doing my job. *I'm* working from a basis of information gathered through research. You're tossing out specious personal attacks.
psicorpsFox: And YOU can't seem to get beyond Krycek's virility.
savvyjack18: What? No...
savvyjack18: That's not it at all!
savvyjack18: YOU brought it up repeatedly!
savvyjack18: Talking about his... fat ass, was it?
psicorpsFox: It's not FAT!
psicorpsFox: I never said that!
savvyjack18: Well it was certainly implied.
shadowcorpsAK: Casket is now extrapolating.
psicorpsFox: Totally.
savvyjack18: Care to look back at the comments? Too tight underwear... at least one size too small...
psicorpsFox: How much time have you spent reading about Krycek's ass, Casket?
savvyjack18: AHEM. I did not *read* about Mr. Krycek's ASS!
shadowcorpsAK: I'm willing to wager you lingered over Naked!Mulder a little, too....
psicorpsFox: You sure know a lot about that underwear, Casket.
shadowcorpsAK: You didn't READ about it???
savvyjack18: I... I mean...
savvyjack18: No, I didn't.
savvyjack18: Read about it.
savvyjack18: Ahem.
savvyjack18: And I only know what *you* carried on about at such *length*, Mr. Mulder.
savvyjack18: Er... I mean at such... um...
psicorpsFox: Length, Casket?
savvyjack18: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE STUPID CASKET THING????
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder. We're doing a bug sweep tonight.
psicorpsFox: Definitely.
psicorpsFox: Trace his IP address, Alex.
savvyjack18: WHAT are you insinuating?! Why ... FOX news would never...
shadowcorpsAK: How long you been watchin', Casket.
savvyjack18: I don't have ANY idea WHAT you're referring to...
savvyjack18: I don't...
shadowcorpsAK: My ass...Mulder's...well, everything...
psicorpsFox: Krycek...you think...
psicorpsFox: Oh man.
savvyjack18: DON'T BE ABSURD.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh I think I'm right on the money.
savvyjack18: Whatever you're *thinking*, you're wrong.
shadowcorpsAK: How many inches.
shadowcorpsAK: C'mon Casket. Limp and erect.
savvyjack18: Unless you've got your postpubescent 'telepathic warriors' reading my mind.
psicorpsFox: I see.
savvyjack18: Er... that didn't come out quite right.
savvyjack18: I mean...
psicorpsFox: Let's just see...
savvyjack18: AND THAT is NOT on the table.
savvyjack18: I mean... NOT up for discussion!
shadowcorpsAK: Is Mulder a shower or a grower? Or both?
savvyjack18: I don't have any idea WHY you think I would have any idea!!!
shadowcorpsAK: Uh huh.
savvyjack18: This is ALL absurd!
savvyjack18: What you're insinuating is patently illegal, and nothing FOX broadcasting would ever be involved in!
savvyjack18: I think this interview is OVER!
shadowcorpsAK: Bye Casket!
psicorpsFox: Sleep well, Casket.
savvyjack18: I am going to be disconnecting this connection NOW.
savvyjack18 has left the room.
psicorpsFox: God, that was fun. Not.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder, I am never. Doing this again. Not for you. Not for anyone.
psicorpsFox: So, you really think....?
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, I'm doing a sweep tonight.
psicorpsFox: Man. You do know I had NO idea it would be like this, right?
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. I know, Mulder.
psicorpsFox: I'm just sick of doing this shit alone.
shadowcorpsAK: It's...harder than I thought.
shadowcorpsAK: Than I gave you credit for.
psicorpsFox: I know I was kind of a prick about making you show up.
psicorpsFox: So...thanks.
shadowcorpsAK: No problem. The end was kind of...fun.
psicorpsFox: Heh. Yeah, it was.
shadowcorpsAK: Man, when you said that about his slimy ass... Did you hear me laugh from down the hall? :-)
psicorpsFox: Heh, yeah, actually, I did.
psicorpsFox: Did you hear me?psicorpsFox: Laughing, I mean. About the sitting and smirking.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh yeah!
shadowcorpsAK: You liked that, huh? ;-)
psicorpsFox: That was excellent.
psicorpsFox: I've never really known you to joke like that.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. I guess not.
psicorpsFox: Or laugh.
shadowcorpsAK: You either.
shadowcorpsAK: Not around me anyway.
psicorpsFox: Yeah, guess not.
shadowcorpsAK: We should invite Cassel over more often.
shadowcorpsAK: ;-)
psicorpsFox: LOL!
psicorpsFox: I think he'd like that, Alex. WAY too much.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh God you're right.
shadowcorpsAK: And uh...my 'virility'? Mulder?
psicorpsFox: What about it.
shadowcorpsAK: Old guys have 'virility'.
psicorpsFox: Alex, the very defnition of virility includes 'young'.
psicorpsFox: Here, let me look it up.
psicorpsFox: 1. the quality or state of being virile: as a : the period of developed manhood b : the capacity to function as a male in copulation
psicorpsFox: okay, not young, but developed manhood.
psicorpsFox: 1. masculine vigor; potency.
shadowcorpsAK: My developed manhood?? Sounds like a romance novel...
psicorpsFox: So now you're making fun of me?
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder. You know I...haven't been...out. In a while. Right?
psicorpsFox: How would I know what you do.
shadowcorpsAK: I've just been in my room, Mulder.
psicorpsFox: I know you have a reputation.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. I know. I'm not a choirboy. It's true, but...
psicorpsFox: You're not a whore. I know.
shadowcorpsAK: I haven't been out since you moved in.
psicorpsFox: Oh. Really?
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah.
psicorpsFox: Afraid I'll give you more shit for it?
psicorpsFox: I was gonna say, give you shit for it, but I already do that.
shadowcorpsAK: No, Mulder. I guess, if anything...I haven't really...minded.
psicorpsFox: The shit??
shadowcorpsAK: If you completely stopped being a nosy, arrogant prick to me, I'd probably go into a year-long depression, Mulder.
psicorpsFox: Well, if I did stop, I'd have to be dead.
shadowcorpsAK: :-)
shadowcorpsAK: Is that your Green Day blaring??
psicorpsFox: Um, yeah.
shadowcorpsAK: I like this one.
psicorpsFox: Me, too.
shadowcorpsAK: I wish they didn't bleep out 'faggot', though. I kind of like the way Billie Jo uses it.
psicorpsFox: American Idiot. The subliminal mindfuck of America.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. Good times.
psicorpsFox: LOL!
shadowcorpsAK: I like the drums.
psicorpsFox: So, um...I guess you don't have...plans tonight, then.
shadowcorpsAK: Plans being...a blonde on his knees?
psicorpsFox: Yeah.
shadowcorpsAK: Haven't had those kinds of plans since a tall brunette took over my life.
psicorpsFox: Oh.
psicorpsFox: So...you're...hoping to get this brunette on *his* knees, then?
psicorpsFox: Cuz I don't really see that one happening...
shadowcorpsAK: Not really what I saw either.
psicorpsFox: Uh huh.
psicorpsFox: Do you always top, Alex?
psicorpsFox: That is your rep, you know.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah. It's my rep for a reason.
shadowcorpsAK: Never say never. I say.
psicorpsFox: I'm not getting on my knees, Alex.
shadowcorpsAK: Yeah, well I am.
psicorpsFox: I knew it! You *were* totally checking me out.
shadowcorpsAK: Mulder. Do I have to point this out again? You were NAKED!
shadowcorpsAK: I mean, FUCK!
shadowcorpsAK: Do you know how many times I've almost slid to my knees before that dangling monster of yours?
psicorpsFox: Well, no, actually. I thought you were into the young, pretty boys.
shadowcorpsAK: That's just sex, Mulder. That's just marking time.
psicorpsFox: I thought WE were talking about sex, Alex.
shadowcorpsAK: Oh Mulder... You and me is so very much more than just sex. If you fuck me, the world's gonna rip down to the core.
psicorpsFox: Well let's go home and give Casket a REAL show, then.
shadowcorpsAK: You're on. :-)
psicorpsFox: Need a ride?
shadowcorpsAK: With you? Any time. 8-)
psicorpsFox: Meet you at the car.
shadowcorpsAK: Really?? >:-o
psicorpsFox: LOL...yes, really, this time.
shadowcorpsAK: All right then. Let's go home.
psicorpsFox: :-)