Green
by Satina and Shannon
Date First Posted: 4/5/05Rating: NC-17 * Pairing: M/K
Archive Permissions: Freely given, but please use HTML format to preserve the IM quality.
Disclaimers: Mulder and Krycek are not my characters. They belong to Fox and Chris Carter.
Warnings: BDSM Power games.
Summary:
This takes place during the partnership days of Mulder and Krycek. Krycek is at a team-building seminar for rookies and is having problems, so he IMs Mulder for support and advice.
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AlexKrycek106: Agent Mulder? Is that you?
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, it's me.
AlexKrycek106: I wasn't sure if I'd copied down your name right.
AlexKrycek106: Did I catch you at a busy time?
TakenWithUFOs: No. Something wrong?
AlexKrycek106: Wrong? I guess not.
AlexKrycek106: Well, maybe a little wrong, yeah.
TakenWithUFOs: What's up?
AlexKrycek106: Did you have to attend this conference when you first joined the FBI?
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, we all have to go through it.
AlexKrycek106: Did you find it...to be a good experience?
TakenWithUFOs: Heh...not exactly, no. I'm not famous for being a great team player. Are you having problems?
AlexKrycek106: I don't want to bother you with it. Like you said, everybody has to go through it. I'm sure my experience is no different than most.
AlexKrycek106: It's late there. I should let you go.
TakenWithUFOs: I'm not doing anything important. I'm kind of an insomniac so I'm not going to bed anytime soon.
TakenWithUFOs: You seem to be pretty easy to get along with to me...this kind of 'team player' training should be a piece of cake for you.
AlexKrycek106: It's a three day training. I've done one day. And I'm cracking.
TakenWithUFOs: Did they catch you saying, 'but' one too many times? ;-)
AlexKrycek106: Not exactly.
AlexKrycek106: It's not really the people running it. Although, it's... Well, it's boring as hell, to be honest. But I kind of expected that.
TakenWithUFOs: So what is your bitch, then, Agent Krycek?
AlexKrycek106: This isn't gonna go on my record or anything is it? I mean...as your junior agent, am I allowed to bitch to you about other agents without seeming...too bitchy?
TakenWithUFOs: LOL...now you're gonna get in trouble for using the word, 'bitch' too many times.
AlexKrycek106: So far I've been able to keep that one under my breath, Mulder. ;-)
TakenWithUFOs: What, did you get partnered with a really challenging female agent?
AlexKrycek106: No. Not quite.
AlexKrycek106: Do you, uh, know who Agent Baxter is?
TakenWithUFOs: No, can't say I do.
AlexKrycek106: Well, he's who I got partnered up with. I wouldn't even be telling you this at all, because I'm sharing a room with him, too, but...
AlexKrycek106: He's down in the hotel bar.
AlexKrycek106: He's not as new as the rest of us. He's been in the Bureau for nearly six months now...
AlexKrycek106: So he kind of lords it over everyone. Which is really a joke because the reason he's at this conference is because he has to retake the training for disciplinary reasons.
AlexKrycek106: Anyway...
AlexKrycek106: I kind of...
AlexKrycek106: Hate him.
TakenWithUFOs: I see.
TakenWithUFOs: Considering you've spent a month as *my* partner, that's saying something.
AlexKrycek106: You're tough. That's to be expected. You're not a total psycho ass-weasel.
TakenWithUFOs: LOL! Well. Thank you. Agent Krycek.
AlexKrycek106: You're welcome. And believe me, I really didn't even sign on here to rip on him. I just thought I'd check in and see if I'm missing any breaks on the Winfield case. Which I realize I haven't even asked about...
AlexKrycek106: Guess I'm more keyed up about this guy than I thought.
TakenWithUFOs: No, nothing back from the coroner yet.
AlexKrycek106: All right. Well, if there's any way...any reason at all that you might need me to fly back to D.C. Some kind of junior partner emergency back-up mission... Please. By all means.
TakenWithUFOs: ;-) Kind of against the rules, Krycek. Training takes precedence. You're technically not even supposed to be working this case with me while you're there. Supposed to be focusing on your teamwork skills.
AlexKrycek106: My teamwork skills.
AlexKrycek106: Yeah.
TakenWithUFOs: Hey, if anybody knows this it's you. Sometimes in the Bureau you're gonna be paired with difficult people. It's just part of the job.
AlexKrycek106: He tripped Henderson on the tire course today, Mulder. Tripped him. On purpose.
TakenWithUFOs: I know the type. Is he being abusive to you?
AlexKrycek106: I appreciate you asking, but really, I just needed to let off steam. I don't want to be labeled as a victim here, you know?
TakenWithUFOs: It's not about you being a victim. It's about him acting inappropriately. What's going on, Krycek? Spill it.
AlexKrycek106: In a nutshell?
AlexKrycek106: He's a big, loud-mouth, offensive, asshole homophobe, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: Well. Tell me what you really think, Agent Krycek.
AlexKrycek106: I'm holding back, actually.
AlexKrycek106: Jeffers, Henderson, Ramirez, Pitts, Rousseau, Clark...
AlexKrycek106: He's harassed them all. Sometimes physically.
TakenWithUFOs: What about you, Alex.
AlexKrycek106: He's gotten in my face, yeah. I'm handling it.
TakenWithUFOs: How are you handling it?
AlexKrycek106: Well, since I'm not allowed to kill him...
TakenWithUFOs: No, I'm pretty sure that's against Bureau regulations...
AlexKrycek106: And since, unlike Baxter himself, I *don't* want to take a second trip to Camp Green Agent and I'm trying not to tick off any instructors...
AlexKrycek106: I've settled for glaring at him.
TakenWithUFOs: Harsh.
TakenWithUFOs: LOL...sorry.
AlexKrycek106: No problem.
TakenWithUFOs: Seriously, the way I usually deal with things like that is to pretend I'm deaf. Blind. Don't even look in his direction. Make him a nonentity. With people like that, attention is what they want, including glares. Don't give him any.
TakenWithUFOs: Besides, homophobes are usually covering for homosexual tendencies, so your glares might just stoke the fire. ;-)
AlexKrycek106: I don't know that you'd be able to pretend you're deaf with this guy, Mulder. He called Ramirez a fairy butt pirate after dinner tonight.
AlexKrycek106: It was all I could do not to...
AlexKrycek106: Well, turn him in.
TakenWithUFOs: Uh huh. Turn him in.
TakenWithUFOs: That's what you wanted to do?
TakenWithUFOs: Or was it something more along the lines of cuffing him facedown over the the hood of the car and sticking his cellphone up his ass?
AlexKrycek106: LOL!
AlexKrycek106: Something like that.
TakenWithUFOs: Do you feel he's a threat to your physical safety, Alex?
AlexKrycek106: Uh, no.
AlexKrycek106: I can handle myself.
TakenWithUFOs: Good. Well, have you confronted him?
AlexKrycek106: No. Not yet. I thought I could try to make it through this whole thing without doing anything like that.
TakenWithUFOs: It's a fine line, between passivity and pacificity. But sometimes in order to keep peace you have to stand up for yourself. And for others, it sounds like.
AlexKrycek106: Yeah. Thanks. I guess I'm just trying to decide how I want to do that.
TakenWithUFOs: Don't get yourself into a situation you can't handle. Yes, you can turn him in, but a reprimand from your superiors may or may not be as effective as a direct confrontation.
TakenWithUFOs: The rules say to try to work it out between you both first, then if that doesn't work, go over the other person's head.
AlexKrycek106: All right. Thanks, Mulder. I'll keep that in mind.
TakenWithUFOs: And if I were you, I wouldn't walk around in my underwear in front of this guy, either.
TakenWithUFOs: Unless of course...you want to start something...
TakenWithUFOs: I'll admit, it can be an effective way to push the issue to a...head.
AlexKrycek106: Can it? Sounds like you've had some experience with this.
TakenWithUFOs: Maybe a little.
AlexKrycek106: Anything you can share, Agent Mulder? Just for a junior partner's edification?
TakenWithUFOs: Roommate. College. Real prick.
TakenWithUFOs: Superstar jock, popular with all the girls, out with a different one every night...
TakenWithUFOs: And making comments under his breath and to his buddies all the time about his faggy new roommate.
AlexKrycek106: Was he one of those guys that called all the smart kids that?
TakenWithUFOs: Kind of like that, yeah.
AlexKrycek106: So what did you do about him?
TakenWithUFOs: Made him so uncomfortable that he was either gonna ask for a transfer or admit his attraction to me...
AlexKrycek106: Does this involve *your* underwear, Mulder?
TakenWithUFOs: Or lack thereof, yeah.
AlexKrycek106: Full on naked?? Like...how often? :-)
TakenWithUFOs: Every single damned time I knew he'd be there, just about.
AlexKrycek106: You must be a pretty comfortable guy...to take a taunt that far...
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, that shit doesn't bother me.
TakenWithUFOs: I kind of got to like doing my homework in just a pair of briefs.
AlexKrycek106: But you'd slip them off when you heard him coming down the hall?
TakenWithUFOs: LOL...sometimes. Lots of impromptu showers, changing clothes...sometimes I gave him a break and left them on.
AlexKrycek106: That's kind of wicked, Agent Mulder. What did he do?
TakenWithUFOs: Well, he stopped having his buddies stop over, that's for sure. He'd go out to meet them somewhere, instead. That alone made it worth it...
AlexKrycek106: LOL! So then you were naked, but all alone.
TakenWithUFOs: LOL yes, 'fraid so.
TakenWithUFOs: It's a dangerous game, though. Don't get me wrong. It could have gone very wrong. Almost did...
AlexKrycek106: Did he..attack you?
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah. He did. Came home drunk one Saturday night and climbed on top of me.
AlexKrycek106: You were able to stop him, I guess?
TakenWithUFOs: I'd already had a lot of defense training by that time. And he'd already had a lot of beer. So yeah. I stopped him. Turned the tables on him, actually...
AlexKrycek106: Really.
TakenWithUFOs: I slept naked. He was fumbling with his jeans and got them open, and about that time I knocked him off of me and onto the floor. Jumped on him and flipped him over. Again, remember, I'm buck naked...
AlexKrycek106: Oh I remember.
TakenWithUFOs: I get on his back and start yanking at his jeans, grabbing him by the hair with the other hand.
TakenWithUFOs: I get his jeans down to just below his ass, press in real close...
TakenWithUFOs: And he starts crying.
TakenWithUFOs: I tell him not all faggots are sissies and shake his head by the hair, knocking his face into the floor once, then climb off.
TakenWithUFOs: I go put my sweats on and climb back into bed, and after a few minutes of quiet sobbing on the floor, he gets up, takes a shower, and gets into his own bed.
AlexKrycek106: So was he moved out the next morning?
TakenWithUFOs: The transfer took three days. He stayed with buddies until it went through, yeah.
AlexKrycek106: So it worked, then.
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, it worked.
AlexKrycek106: Actually, I have a question, though, Agent Mulder. If you don't mind?
TakenWithUFOs: Sure.
AlexKrycek106: Why didn't *you* get a transfer in the first place?
TakenWithUFOs: Because I knew I could take him.
TakenWithUFOs: I knew what kind of picture I presented. Skinny, pale preppy boy taking a double load of classes...no girlfriend, no social life...
TakenWithUFOs: I took a LOT of shit growing up, Alex. A lot. So like I said, I learned self-defense young. And had to practice it a lot.
TakenWithUFOs: I knew what kinds of assumptions would be made about me. And I figured this would be a really good opportunity to show that dickhead that you can't judge a book by its cover.
TakenWithUFOs: I have a feeling he didn't go around harassing skinny preppy boys anymore. Just a hunch.
AlexKrycek106: Because not all faggots are sissies...right?
TakenWithUFOs: Right.
AlexKrycek106: So you were perfectly okay with him continuing in the assumption that you were gay, Mulder?
TakenWithUFOs: Sure.
AlexKrycek106: I know we've only worked the one case together, Mulder. I've only been your partner for just over a month. Forgive me if I'm over-stepping my bounds but...
AlexKrycek106: Are you?
TakenWithUFOs: LOL
TakenWithUFOs: Does it make a difference?
AlexKrycek106: In what.
TakenWithUFOs: Anything, Agent Krycek.
AlexKrycek106: I'm not a homophobe, Mulder. I have no problem with it. If you are.
TakenWithUFOs: That's good to know.
AlexKrycek106: All right, well I hear my own personal ass-weasel stumbling drunk down the hall now... ;-)
TakenWithUFOs: Be careful, Alex. Like I said, this is a serious game.
AlexKrycek106: Don't worry, Mulder. I'm not sleeping in my briefs. And I can take him. If it comes to that.
TakenWithUFOs: Just understand, I'm not condoning assault or attempted/suggested rape, Krycek. We *are* clear on that, right?
AlexKrycek106: Oh yeah. Perfectly clear. It was a story. Not necessarily advice. I appreciate it just the same.
TakenWithUFOs: Just wanted you to know I'd been there. Is he in the room now?
AlexKrycek106: I hear him cussing because he can't get the electronic card key to work. ;-)
TakenWithUFOs: LOL...gonna let him in?
AlexKrycek106: Nah, I'm going to sleep. Good night, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: 'Night, Alex. Good luck tomorrow. I'll be online if you wanna check in...
AlexKrycek106: I might just...
AlexKrycek106: ***This user is no longer online.***
Next evening...
AlexKrycek106: Hey Mulder.TakenWithUFOs: Krycek, how'd it go today?
AlexKrycek106: You know...for the crappy start of this conference, I'm now not having a bad time at all.
TakenWithUFOs: Uh oh. Where'd you hide the body?
AlexKrycek106: Bite your tongue...
TakenWithUFOs: Actually, it's more likely to be my damned lip, but... So what's got you so perky?
AlexKrycek106: Well, the day started with Baxter hung over and surly. Nearly took Pitts' head off. I breathed it back.
TakenWithUFOs: Good boy.
AlexKrycek106: Yeah. Well. We had a morning sit-down class before it was time for the ropes.
TakenWithUFOs: Ropes can be fun.
AlexKrycek106: Apparently Baxter thought so, too.
TakenWithUFOs: Oh?
AlexKrycek106: Practically every agent across them... It was faggot this and homo that. Poor Henderson got called a cocksucker just for falling into O'Henry on the way over.
TakenWithUFOs: Was it that one like a big spiderweb and you have to go across together?
AlexKrycek106: Yeah, exactly.
AlexKrycek106: So I'm up. And there's Baxter nearly salivating next to me.
TakenWithUFOs: I'll bet. Lotta inadvertent physical contact in that one.
AlexKrycek106: Inadvertent. Uh huh.
AlexKrycek106: So I'm on the ropes. I'm doing fine. I've ignored him all day. You know...like you said.
TakenWithUFOs: Good boy.
AlexKrycek106: And he *launches* himself on top of me. And I mean, full throttle jump, fly through the air and land.
TakenWithUFOs: Were you faceup or facedown?
AlexKrycek106: Well, you can go fastest if you're face down, so of course I was...
TakenWithUFOs: Did he have an erection? Could you tell?
AlexKrycek106: I'm, uh, getting to that part, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: Sorry.
AlexKrycek106: So he lands, grabs onto the ropes over my head, and starts flopping like he's just lost complete control of his entire body...
AlexKrycek106: You know. Like the ropes have simply bested him and there's nothing to do but ride it out. As if they're motorized or something!
TakenWithUFOs: LOL!
AlexKrycek106: And yes. He's really, strainingly erect, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: Strainingly?
AlexKrycek106: Very hard, yes. Anyway...
AlexKrycek106: I all but expected this after yesterday. And the fact that he bragged about all the pussy he got last night down in the hotel bar bathroom. ::rolls eyes::
TakenWithUFOs: Eww.
AlexKrycek106: Which means he got NONE.
AlexKrycek106: So...
AlexKrycek106: I figure, now's not really the time for the full confrontation. But he deserves a little pain. For no other reason than that I am NOT gonna let him kill my time.
AlexKrycek106: So I slip my hand down, behind me, between us, and I grab his crotch in my hand and squeeze.
AlexKrycek106: And twist.
TakenWithUFOs: OW! Oh man!
AlexKrycek106: Yeah. So he rolls off with this horrible squealing sound and I finish the ropes with the fastest time.
AlexKrycek106: I scored lowest on teamwork.
TakenWithUFOs: LOL!
AlexKrycek106: He avoids me all day. Doesn't even look at me. I start to think, that wasn't so bad. He was easy to curb. All the other agents he'd been picking on started to relax and actually have some fun.
TakenWithUFOs: Cool.
AlexKrycek106: And I figure I'll just get my own room for the rest of the time. No big deal.
AlexKrycek106: So after dinner I go up to get my stuff.
AlexKrycek106: And, of course, there's Baxter. Waiting. Red-faced and emasculated.
TakenWithUFOs: Uh oh.
AlexKrycek106: I ignore him, like you said, and just start packing up my shit.
AlexKrycek106: Well, he starts in. 'You brotherfucking asslicking queer..." (His words.) 'You want it, faggot. You're begging for it.' Blah, blah, blah...
TakenWithUFOs: Brotherfucking. New one on me.
AlexKrycek106: Yeah, me, too. I had to give him props for the gender/family member switch there. Although he probably rehearsed it countless times before I arrived.
AlexKrycek106: So I've got my last pair of Jockeys stuffed in my duffel when he does it. Grabs my shoulder, spins me around, and throws a punch.
AlexKrycek106: 'You filthy little cocktease,' he says on his way over to me, too, before he does it. Anyway...
AlexKrycek106: I block it, grab his fist, and wrench his arm up behind him while I get him in a headlock with the other arm.
AlexKrycek106: From behind.
AlexKrycek106: I throw him hard up against the wall, face first. And hold him there with my body.
AlexKrycek106: He's spitting mad. So I butt him with my pelvis once and then grind there. That shuts him up.
AlexKrycek106: And I say, 'Don't you *ever* pull this shit again with me or with any other agent. I hear about it? Your ass is mine.'
TakenWithUFOs: The only problem is he might *like* that, Alex.
AlexKrycek106: He doesn't say anything. So I butt him again, harder now. And he squeaks. Squeaks.
AlexKrycek106: 'Got it, Baxter?' I say. And he nods real fast. He's sweating...scared.
AlexKrycek106: So I pull off him and spin him around, holding up against the wall with a hand around his throat and I say...
AlexKrycek106: 'Not all faggots are sissies.' And I slap his face, pick up my bag, and leave.
TakenWithUFOs: Well.
TakenWithUFOs: I hope you know that as your Senior Agent, I cannot condone that type of verbal intimidation and insinuation.
AlexKrycek106: You're not gonna...write me up...are you?
TakenWithUFOs: ;-)
AlexKrycek106: So...
AlexKrycek106: I used your line. You're not gonna sue me for plagiarism either, are you?
TakenWithUFOs: Heh.
TakenWithUFOs: So...you're okay with him thinking you're gay?
AlexKrycek106: Sure.
TakenWithUFOs: So...
TakenWithUFOs: Are you?
AlexKrycek106: Would that make a difference?
TakenWithUFOs: Maybe.
AlexKrycek106: So you're saying you *do* have a problem with it?TakenWithUFOs: I didn't say that.
TakenWithUFOs: I said it might make a difference.
AlexKrycek106: I see. So I might go *up* in your estimation then?
TakenWithUFOs: My estimation, Alex?
AlexKrycek106: Your professional estimation. You know...because that would make me so well-rounded.
TakenWithUFOs: It does add to the Bureau's diversity...
TakenWithUFOs: Diversity is a good thing.
AlexKrycek106: Yeah. *I*celebrate it.
TakenWithUFOs: So...one more day to go. More exercises with your...partner. How do you feel about that?
AlexKrycek106: Great! LOL!
AlexKrycek106: I even have a better room because of this!
TakenWithUFOs: LOL!
AlexKrycek106: They were out of regulars, so I got the freakin' Honeymoon Suite! I have a heart-shaped bed and a jacuzzi tub.
TakenWithUFOs: Niiiiiice. Poor Baxter. If he only knew what he was missing.
TakenWithUFOs: So...it's not really fraternizing if it's two guys...one of the rare instances homophobia can work in your favor...gonna invite somebody up to share that bed, Krycek?
AlexKrycek106: Nah. I like rolling around naked on the satin sheets all by myself.
AlexKrycek106: Besides. Nobody I'm interested in here.
TakenWithUFOs: Not even Ramirez? The one Baxter kept harassing? I mean, homophobic bullshit aside, sometimes there's a reason certain guys get targeted...
TakenWithUFOs: Is he pretty?
AlexKrycek106: I guess so.
TakenWithUFOs: Is this conversation getting too personal for you, Agent Krycek? I don't want to exhibit conduct unbecoming to a federal agent...
AlexKrycek106: You haven't crossed my line yet, Mulder. I can let you know when you do.
AlexKrycek106: It'd take something pretty extreme to make me file a complaint against my own partner.
TakenWithUFOs: Like...?
AlexKrycek106: Well, theoretically, I wouldn't have a problem having sexual intercourse with a work partner, so long as it was mutually consensual. Just theoretically...
TakenWithUFOs: Oh yeah? You don't have a problem mixing work with your personal life like that?
AlexKrycek106: Well, I wouldn't do it with just anyone.
TakenWithUFOs: Do you think it's innappropriate for a Senior Agent to make a pass at a Junior?
AlexKrycek106: Oh, not at all. How are we gonna get anywhere if you don't?
TakenWithUFOs: True. With the imbalance in power, you sure can't make the first move...
AlexKrycek106: Nope. Just gotta sit here. In my big red bed. Naked. Waitin'.
TakenWithUFOs: You're naked?
AlexKrycek106: Well, yes. I got hot.
TakenWithUFOs: Really. When?
AlexKrycek106: Right around... 'Gonna invite somebody up to share that bed, Krycek?'
TakenWithUFOs: Ah. Right before you told me you like to roll around on it alone. Naked.
AlexKrycek106: That'd be when.
TakenWithUFOs: So from that point on, you've been naked.
AlexKrycek106: Yes, Agent Mulder. From that point on. Total lack of clothing.
TakenWithUFOs: I suppose I can understand that. It's the best way to appreciate satin sheets. Feel them sliding over your naked skin...
AlexKrycek106: Yep.
TakenWithUFOs: So you're in the bed, then?
AlexKrycek106: Yeah, there's a phone jack right there, and I have my laptop, so...
TakenWithUFOs: So why not get comfortable?
TakenWithUFOs: And naked.
AlexKrycek106: Exactly.
TakenWithUFOs: You must be tired after such a long, exciting day. I should really let you get rested up for your final day of training.
AlexKrycek106: Actually, I'm pretty jazzed from that encounter with Baxter. Wired. I'm not ready to sleep, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: Ah, but as your Senior Agent, Agent Krycek, I really must insist that you...take care of yourself.
AlexKrycek106: Take care of...myself.
TakenWithUFOs: Yes.
TakenWithUFOs: But if you'd like to...debrief...with me tomorrow once you've finished your training, I'll be signed on in the evening.
AlexKrycek106: I'll, uh, look forward to it. Unless I can persuade you yet to keep me company now?
TakenWithUFOs: I really have something *I* need to take care of.
TakenWithUFOs: So I think I'll just sign off now and let you get your beauty sleep.
AlexKrycek106: But
TakenWithUFOs: ***This user has signed off and is no longer online.***
Next evening...
AlexKrycek106: Hey there partner.
TakenWithUFOs: Hello Alex.
TakenWithUFOs: How'd your last day go? Score big?
AlexKrycek106: I don't know, actually. Think I may have been a little distracted.
TakenWithUFOs: Ah, that's not good. You don't want to have to repeat this course.
AlexKrycek106: I think I'll do fine overall. Thanks for your concern.
TakenWithUFOs: How was your interaction with Baxter today?
AlexKrycek106: Nonexistent. He asked to be relieved from the rest of the training and then reassigned to a field office as soon as possible.
TakenWithUFOs: Oh yeah? So you got a new partner, then.
AlexKrycek106: I got a very relieved Henderson for the last day, yeah. Kid was actually really scared of Baxter. So it turned out pretty well.
TakenWithUFOs: Kid?
AlexKrycek106: Well, he's 24. Not that much younger than me, but he's little, so he looks kid-like.
TakenWithUFOs: Ah.
AlexKrycek106: And he's straight. Told me over lunch he's got a wife and a kid on the way. So Baxter was barking up the wrong tree there.
TakenWithUFOs: They mostly do. Homophobes. They see faggots everywhere they look because they can't handle the faggot staring back at them in the mirror.
AlexKrycek106: So...
AlexKrycek106: How are you today, Mulder?
TakenWithUFOs: I'm good. Spent the day with some friends. Had some huevos rancheros, a coupla beers...
TakenWithUFOs: How are you, Alex?
AlexKrycek106: I'm just fine. Back in my room. No more classes. No more training. Got a flight back tomorrow at 10.
TakenWithUFOs: Oh yeah? How are you gonna fill the time between now and then? Any special plans?
AlexKrycek106: I thought my Senior Partner wanted to debrief me.
AlexKrycek106: So here I am.
AlexKrycek106: Ready to be debriefed.
TakenWithUFOs: Guess it probably is about time for that.
AlexKrycek106: More than time if you ask me.
TakenWithUFOs: I'd have to agree, Alex. This should have happened weeks ago.
AlexKrycek106: Well...I've only been your partner for five weeks. How early of a start would you have prefered to get?
TakenWithUFOs: I should have done this the day I met you.
AlexKrycek106: Huh?? Really? Like...at work??
TakenWithUFOs: Well, I had things to do during the day, but yeah, I should have fit in into my schedule that night.
AlexKrycek106: You wanted me from the beginning?
TakenWithUFOs: No.
TakenWithUFOs: If you're wearing clothes, take them off. I want you stripped naked.
AlexKrycek106: I... Okay. Hold on.
AlexKrycek106: All right. Clothes off. How do you want me, Mulder?
TakenWithUFOs: With everything bared to me, Krycek.
AlexKrycek106: I'm...totally naked here yeah. You like?
TakenWithUFOs: Did you plan to fuck me from the beginning, Krycek?
TakenWithUFOs: You said you followed my work. In the Academy. Is that when you decided to fuck me?
AlexKrycek106: Um, no. (And I actually thought it'd be the other way around, honestly.) But uh... I found you very attractive. I didn't assume anything would happen because of that, though.
TakenWithUFOs: So you *wanted* to fuck me, but didn't think you'd get the chance.
AlexKrycek106: Well...I thought you were hot, but... I didn't actually let myself think about having sex with you, Mulder.
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, I didn't think about having sex with you, either, until this weekend.
TakenWithUFOs: I thought you were a little, green, twerpy blue-flame kiss-ass.
TakenWithUFOs: Not my type.
TakenWithUFOs: But now...I just wanna throw you facedown on the ground and fuck you unconscious.
AlexKrycek106: Sounds good to me! But didn't you say...you should have done this that first day? I don't understand...
TakenWithUFOs: Shut up.
TakenWithUFOs: Are you touching yourself yet?
AlexKrycek106: I wasn't sure if you'd want me to start. So no. Do you want me to?
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah. Grab hold of your dick and squeeze it hard.
TakenWithUFOs: Think of me.
AlexKrycek106: k
TakenWithUFOs: See, I'm kinda fucked in the head. I'm always finding myself attracted to people who are really, really bad for me.
TakenWithUFOs: Squeeze it, then jack it, then squeeze it.
AlexKrycek106: oh...k
TakenWithUFOs: Good boy.
TakenWithUFOs: And I like a little danger. Maybe even a lot.
TakenWithUFOs: Gets my cock hard.
TakenWithUFOs: Does it get your cock hard, Agent Krycek?
AlexKrycek106: mmmyeah
TakenWithUFOs: So it's hard now.
AlexKrycek106: yes...
TakenWithUFOs: I also don't go for younger guys. The age difference was an immediate turn-off. Just too much of a culture difference, eight years.
TakenWithUFOs: Immaturity does nothing for me.
AlexKrycek106: oh...uh...
TakenWithUFOs: Keep jackin' it.
AlexKrycek106: k
TakenWithUFOs: The more dangerous someone is for me, the harder I cream for them.
TakenWithUFOs: I'm creamin' pretty fuckin' hard for you, you little shit.
AlexKrycek106: ohgod
TakenWithUFOs: Still jackin'?
AlexKrycek106: yesbut
TakenWithUFOs: Shut up.
TakenWithUFOs: I know who owns you, Alex.
TakenWithUFOs: And I gotta tell ya...I wanna get ahold of that leash pretty fuckin' bad.
AlexKrycek106: muldr
TakenWithUFOs: Are you leaking yet?
AlexKrycek106: fuckyes
TakenWithUFOs: Taste it. Picture my mouth down there.
AlexKrycek106: shit k
TakenWithUFOs: Because I'm gonna eat you alive if you don't stop spying on me you little asshole.
TakenWithUFOs: Do they use threats to make you come to heel? Or just promises of money and power?
AlexKrycek106: promises
AlexKrycek106: said you're dangerous
TakenWithUFOs: I am.
TakenWithUFOs: How's your cock, Alex?
TakenWithUFOs: Give it a squeeze for me, wouldja? Really hard, like you just might squeeze it in two.
AlexKrycek106: ohshitkkkkkk
TakenWithUFOs: So. Money. Power. You think these things are gonna make you happy?
TakenWithUFOs: You do, don't you. But you're scared shitless right now to say it.
TakenWithUFOs: Say it.
AlexKrycek106: make me happy...make me a real man
TakenWithUFOs: Like Pinnocchio gets to be a real boy? But he has to stop lying to get that, Krycek.
TakenWithUFOs: Take some of that precum and slick up your asshole.
AlexKrycek106: god
AlexKrycek106: k
TakenWithUFOs: Do you still think it was a good idea to sell me out for thirty pieces of silver?
TakenWithUFOs: 32 years old, pretending to be 27. You may not be a kid, Krycek, but you're a punk. A stupid, misguided punk who doesn't know what's best for him.
AlexKrycek106: youredifferent than they said
TakenWithUFOs: Yeah, I'll bet.
TakenWithUFOs: Slide your left middle finger down and put the tip of it in your ass, fucking it in and out shallowly. Keep jackin' yourself with your right. Takes dexterity, but I have a feeling you'll manage.
TakenWithUFOs: Good boy.
TakenWithUFOs: I like you, Alex. Like you better now that I know you a little more.
TakenWithUFOs: Told you things I never told anyone. Nobody knows that roommate story.
TakenWithUFOs: Almost nobody in the States knows I'm bisexual. I'm guessing you sure as hell didn't. Take your hand off your cock to confirm or deny.
AlexKrycek106: nodidntknowmulder
TakenWithUFOs: Would it have made a difference? When they asked you to sell me out?
AlexKrycek106: don't know
TakenWithUFOs: An honest answer. I appreciate that. Keep stroking yourself between replies.
TakenWithUFOs: What if I'd fucked you? What if you knew what it felt like to have my cock push up your ass and slam you against the wall...slide down your throat and fill it with cum?
AlexKrycek106: ohgod
TakenWithUFOs: What it felt like when I tongue-fucked your mouth while my hand grabbed you hard through your jeans.
AlexKrycek106: dont know
AlexKrycek106: what makes difference
AlexKrycek106: is liking you
TakenWithUFOs: You like me?
AlexKrycek106: nowyes beforenotreally
TakenWithUFOs: LOL...another honest answer. Good boy.
TakenWithUFOs: I'm touched that you like me. And I do wanna do those things to you. So if I pick you up from the airport (like friends do) and then take you to my apartment and fuck you so hard you go hoarse from the screaming...
TakenWithUFOs: Will you STOP fucking LYING to me?
AlexKrycek106: YES
TakenWithUFOs: Good answer, Alex, because I could turn you in in a heartbeat and you'd go to PRISON. Now, since I'd MUCH rather be the one assigned to fuck you in the ass, I'm gonna give you ONE chance to make it up to me.
AlexKrycek106: yesyesyes
AlexKrycek106: please
TakenWithUFOs: Good. Okay then. I'll see you when your flight gets in.
TakenWithUFOs: Oh, and if you run? My friends WILL find you. And you will NOT be happy about that.
AlexKrycek106: norun
AlexKrycek106: wantu
TakenWithUFOs: I want you, too, you sneaky little prick. Don't make me regret this show of mercy.
AlexKrycek106: no
TakenWithUFOs: Stop touching yourself.
TakenWithUFOs: Go wash your hands.
TakenWithUFOs: We're done here.
TakenWithUFOs: And DON'T make yourself come tonight.
TakenWithUFOs: Maybe I'll know and maybe I won't, but you won't like it if I suspect you have.
AlexKrycek106: k
TakenWithUFOs: See you tomorrow, Alex. Sleep well.
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